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OH GOSH

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DARIN
DARINDARINDARINADARINADAIRNARIANDARINA

WHAT'S THE SCREAMING REASON???

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IVE BEEN HAVING THIS THING

ITS CALLED COFFEE

ITS A DRINK HAVE YOU EVER HAD COFFEE LUCIO

ITS REALLY STRONG AND BITTER AND AWESOME ITSSOAWESOME!!!!

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you've never had it before
darin
how much have you had

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IVEBEENAWAKEFORFOURDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PUT THE GODDAMN COFFEE DOWN

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I did

pot was empty

im brewing more

lucio whats expresp

exspresso

what that

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DARIN LISTEN TO ME
IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH AND STAY AWAKE
YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE
YOU WILL HAVE
A HEART ATTACK
AND DIE
I'M COMING RIGHT NOW TO PUNCH THAT CUP OUT YOUR HANDS

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WAIT WHAT?!?!

COFFEE KILLS PEOPLE?!?!

WHY WOULD ANYONE DRINK COFFEE THEN THIS IS SO MESSED UP!!!!!

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TOO MUCH COFFEE CAN SCREW YOU UP MAN
THAT'S WHY YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MUG

where are you

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I was gonna check to see if any shops around here had coffee so I could buy them all and drink them in my room

Been working with the Ingress team on stuff

Its crazy

> action

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[okay so lúcio doesn't reply and instead just skates down as quickly as he can. he skids into the room, over to darin and immediately slaps the coffee out his hands.]

I brought a spray bottle! So help me!

[just ignore the lack of wub gun and bruise on his nose yep.]

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[Darin was just mulling over some of his notes, about to bring a very very shaky cup of coffee to his lips when Lucio smacks it away.]

[He jolts, practically leaping through the ceiling.]

[That's not so much an exaggeration either. Being all hopped up on caffeine means Darin's a little lax with his power suppression. When he jumps, he literally smacks the ceiling with his back, then drops to the floor.]

HOLYCRAPWHEREDIDYOUEVENCOMEFROM!?!?!

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The door!

[he crosses his arms Sternly.]

Pour the brew. Down the sink.

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Alright alright. Hold on.

[Darin gets up, shaking so hard that it looks like he might vibrate out of the visible spectrum, and pours all of the leftover coffee down the sink.]

[With a shaky sigh, he turns to Lucio.]

There...it's all--...what happened to your nose?

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Bad choices happened.

[he holds a hand out for darin, in case he needed some support.]

C'mon, we're gonna go sit down for a moment.

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[Darin motions that he's steady enough and heads over to sit on the floor.]

What kind of bad choices?

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Mm. I just overestimated someone. It's nothing to worry about.

[not that he wants to get other people involved in, anyway.]

Time your breathing, alright? 5 in, 5 out.

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You got into a fight?

You? You're like the nicest guy I think I've ever met.

[He times his breathing as per Lucio's instructions.]

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Less of a fight, more of a mugging.

[he says it quickly, not really wanting to get into it.]

How's your chest feeling?

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A what?!?

It's fine, why??

Wait, forget my chest. A mugging? Who the hell mugged you??

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A guy! It's fine, man! I already have a plan to get it back!

[indicating, that the gun is on the ship, and whoever did it is also on the ship. woops.]

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A guy? Just...a guy? What did he look like?

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You know... tall. Guy-ish.

[GO TO SLEEP GOD DAMN IT]

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Lucio, you're an even worse liar than I am.

And I didn't think that was possible.

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I'm... not lying?

[he's just not giving he's the full story!]